Online What?!?!?!

The online dating world..... can you really call it dating? Really? I have heard of wonderful people meeting wonderful people on the match.com's and the eharmony's of the world. But it didn't quite turn out that way for me! A bunch of men who have no clue who they are or what they want... and the majority... just looking to get laid. MEN--- pay attention.... here is what NOT to post when you are on the online dating sites:

• NO self-portraits (with you sticking your arms out and it looks as if your head is on a plate)!
  
• NO pictures of you in a huge group of people.... it is great you have friends, but we have not a clue to which one you are... it is pointless
  
• NO pictures of your "STUFF".... cars, house, boat, motorcycle, dog, buck you killed on your hunting trip last fall.... none of these are impressive enough to put on the dating site

• NO pictures of you and other girls, ESPECIALLY different girls - NOPE! Unless you are trying to look like a player! This isn't a site for your frat boys to check out, you are trying to meet a woman to date!
  
• NO pictures that make you look gay... if you are trying to pick up a woman, do not put cutesy pictures of you and your dogs, etc.

• NO pictures with your shirt off.... leave a little bit for the imagination!!! And absolutely no wife-beater shirts. Thank you.

I could go on and on..... but you get my drift! I attached some photos so you have a clearer understanding. Real photos...seriously people... I can't make this crap up!